Leigh: This is Neko, a character of ~Corkscrew-Reality's.
i drew her naked singing a verse from "Wake Me Before You Go Go" by Wham!.
i drew this while sitting in a chair listening to Haley ramble on about how she wants to create a new persona/fursona but never actually deciding on what she wanted. she did mention something about a praying mantis and a shrimp (luckily she's the size of both).
anyway enjoy a few words from Haley now as she rambles on about god knows what. (you can skip the rest if you want) she just invites herself over. i mean she called me last night just to say, "can i come over?" i said okay then she basically hung up on me. OOOOHHH the joy of her mysterious, scandalous ways.


Haley: Actually, while I was talking about my new persona/fursona thing, I was eating Hershey’s Cookies ‘n Cream chocolate, which Leigh had given to me earlier when she pulled it randomly out her magical stocking of candy. I don’t know why, but whenever I put a piece in my mouth, she would crack up and keel over, immobilized and at complete mercy of my chocolate eating. <Interjection> there was this way that haley had of eating that chocolate. It looked like she was experiencing it for the first time in her life after being trapped on a desert island with no food. She looked pissed and disgusted and in complete ecstasy at the same time. It was amazing. And there was no way not to laugh. </Interjection> Anyway, I came up with the title for the picture- isn’t it amazing? Yes. It's a pun by the way. <Interjection> yes, yes it is.</Interjection> Before that though, we played a super-mega-ultra-intense game of checker-chess; we were trying to play checkers because we completely forgot how to play chess, but it was later revealed to us courtesy of Leigh’s Mom that we were even butchering the rules of checkers, so we settled on “checker-chess”. I was getting pwned at first, but I managed to even it out, and we eventually got so frustrated with ourselves that we decided to end it in a tie. At about midday, we went to Blockbuster and got Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the Wii (which I brought over) because I forgot to bring my games, with the exception of PBR, which happened to be in the disc drive already. Then we went to Target and looked at the toddler toys, like the fake jackhammers, cell phones, chainsaws (like the one I have, if you know about that), and these fake (but not really, they turned on and gave off light) flashlights whose buttons were in German; soon after we found these Ech-a-Sketchs and had a conversation on them, which went as follows:
“Hi how are you?”
“I‘m fine and you?”
“I‘m fine!”
I know, I know. Sophisticated, right? Well anyway, after a brief drive home, again courtesy of Leigh’s Mom, we arrived home to play Smash Bros.; however, the concept of an on/off button for Leigh’s fancy surround sound was too complicated, so we had to forgo playing with audio. We listened to her iPod instead. We got bored soon though, because Leigh can’t play Smash Bros. <Interjection> I can, just not with haley. She’s too frikin good and always chooses lucario. You should see a fight against me and erin, now THAT is the MOST ueberly intense fight ever. Everyone who’s seen it thinks so. :wink:</Interjection> I got better at Smash Bros. during the break (chain grab FTW), so I want to take on Aubrey and Jess again, but anyway. After putting the Wii away and dancing retardedly to Leigh’s music, we decided to take our retarded dancing to the next level and learn the Thriller dance. We did good at the hip flowers (aka muffins, according to Leigh‘s Mom); but, to put it frankly, we failed. But we were the coolest people in her house at the time. Then we went back to her room and played with her kitty, named kitty. <Interjection> I’m so creative. Yeah there’s a story to her name (besides laze) that I’ll leave for another time. (or not at all)</Interjection> Yeah, then we became drunk on cider and Italian soda at 12:00, Ask Leigh to show you the pictures of us later. <Interjection> nono, the BLACKMAIL.</Interjection>

That’s about it.



Leigh: yeah. Happy New Year.